1. We have no fruit.
2. The richest 1% of the world's population have more than 90% of the fruit.
3. Fruit is a basic right, like air, or water, or flip flops.
4. The ownership of the world's fruit should be in the hands of those that produce the fruit, or at least, those that would like to eat some.
5. Tomatoes are a fruit.
6. Oranges are not the only fruit (see 5)
7. Avacados are fruit unless mashed. Guacamole is a vegetable.
8. Chocolate is fruit-based and therefore an honorary fruit.
9. Sunny D is not a fruit. Sunny D is a mineral.
10. We still have no fruit.
11.Late addition: gnomes are evil!
